DANANANANANANANAA *guitar rift*
*sllide across floor
Anyway, I feel pretty good. Why? Because I fucking rock. lol No. Actually it's because I've been getting out a little bit more. And while I still sort of hope I'll get hit by a car again for the adrenaline rush, I won't be running into traffic anytime soon on my bike like a maniac. Hmm, what else. Also, my dogs are awesome, and I'm STILL loving my haircut. It's something I decided to do, and it makes me feel good. That makes me feel good. Of course, most guys don't like it. But guys like girls with long hair. I actually don't care. That's the best part about being Naomi. Actually the best part of Naomi is probably the scary girraffe tongue but I'm just saying. I have a huge ocean to choose from because I don't limit myself to gender. I skew all the gender roles!
Hmm, anything else I wanted to say? Oh, I got a job! I'm excited. You know why? Well...yes I'll be making money. But more than that, I'll be awesome at it. I'm going to rock their socks off with my awesomeness. I'm gonna need to buy new boots....time to go amazon window shopping again.